It's a Deflategate Charlie Brown
You Got Poop on Your Shoe, Charlie Brown
You're Such a Tiger Woods Snoopy
I Was Kicked Out of Facebook!
You've Been Downgraded Charlie Brown
Many countries were downgraded this week in Europe as the Euro takes another beating. France like the United States also felt to the same economic adjustment. Charlie Brown is quite popular in France. The Peanuts gang have been downgraded to live in Snoopy's house. These are though times as peanuts around the world are going up 35% due to low stocks in the world. You've been downgraded, Charlie Brown!
Obamacare Put Me Out Of Business, Charlie Brown
You Got Hemorrhoids Snoopy
A popular myth is that sitting on cold surfaces will bring forth hemorrhoids. You got hemorrhoids, Snoopy examines that crazy notion.
Snoopy On The Moon
Snowy never talks, but Tintin always understood him. Comparisons? God forbid.
Snowy has a fondness for Loch Lomond.
Side note: Rin Tin Tin was the godfather of famous dogs.
So This Is Married Life, Charlie Brown
Ever get the feeling that Charlie Brown will always be in the doghouse when he gets married? So this is married life, Charlie Brown!
From a previous collection: So This Is Marriage, Charlie Brown!
Charlie Brown The Little Prince
Charlie Brown as Antoine de Saint-Exupéry's The Little Prince. The metaphor of two little boys in a world they cannot understand.
Did You Super-Size My Fries Charlie Brown
Charlie Brown the food giver to Snoopy once again gets his order wrong. Did you super-size my fries, Charlie Brown?
You're Evicted From Wall Street Snoopy
OMG I Am A Girl, Charlie Brown!
How The Grinch Stole Charlie Brown's Christmas Tree
Back in the day there were only four stations. Each year there were only two Christmas specials worth waiting for. How the Grinch Stole Christmas! and A Charlie Brown Christmas. Imagine if both specials merged together. You would get, How The Grinch Stole Charlie Brown's Christmas Tree.
It's Not Woodstock's Mom, Charlie Brown!
It's A Boner Alert, Charlie Brown
Got to give the dog a bone. Snoopy loved pizza so much that he gave him an awful nightmare one time. It's a boner alert, Charlie Brown!
That's Not Doggy Style, Charlie Brown
Doggystyle was the debut name of Snoop Dog's first album. That's not doggy style, Charlie Brown! Snoopy always had the women.
The Great Occupy Wall Street Eviction Charlie Brown
Charlie Brown was evicted from the Occupy Wall Street. What is next for the Peanuts gang? The Great Occupy Wall Street Eviction Charlie Brown is here.
You're Tanked Charlie Brown
Baseball players are known to occasionally drink in the dugout. Ask the Boston Red Sox. You are tanked, Charlie Brown!
It's Early Menopause Charlie Brown
It's Roadkill Charlie Brown
I Am Calling Peta Charlie Brown
Snoopy over exaggerates his treatment from Charlie Brown. I am calling Peta, Charlie Brown! The Daisy Hill Puppy Farm was never this bad.
Size Doesn't Matter, Charlie Brown
Some might lead you to believe that size does not matter. Trust me the male ego does not think so. Size Doesn't Matter, Charlie Brown!
Ever Consider Using Propecia, Charlie Brown
Do I Look Like A Waiter To You, Charlie Brown
It's a dog's life. Snoopy never had it that good. Poor old Charlie Brown is Snoopy's waiter. Do I look like a waiter to you, Charlie Brown!
I Got A Concussion Charlie Brown
You would think after a few bumps to the head, Charlie Brown would get a concussion or two. The football bit as as reminiscent as the Coyote catching the Road Runner. If they both succeed the joke would just evaporate. You can never get tired of both. I hope both Charlie brown and the Coyote have good insurance.
I Think Your Dog Left You a Surprise in Center Field Charlie Brown
These are the dangers of having a beagle on your baseball team. It's a bitch to clean cleats. Better bring a bag or two. I think your dog left you a surprise in center field, Charlie Brown!
So This Is Marriage, Charlie Brown!
Poor old Chuck is always in the doghouse. What better way to prepare for marriage. So this is marriage, Charlie Brown!
The Mob Broke My Fingers, Charlie Brown
Charles M. Schulz never mastered hands. They seemed liked the mob went through a few of them and dislocated fingers at will. The mob broke my fingers, Charlie Brown!
It's Not a Drone Charlie Brown
Better look to the skies Charlie Brown. That kite might just be a drone. It's not a drone, Charlie Brown!
How The 99 Percent Eat Charlie Brown
You Can't Get It Up, Charlie Brown
Charlie Brown is having some personal problems. You can't get it up, Charlie Brown sees him back at the doctor's office.
Your Doghouse Was Repossessed, Charlie Brown
This is what happens when you skip a few mortgage payments and buy gifts for the little redhead girl Charlie Brown. The bank will take away your doghouse. Poor Snoopy out in the cold. Your doghouse was repossessed, Charlie Brown!
Did You Cut One Charlie Brown?
Fart is the universal giggle of kids. Peanuts was fart-less. Ripping one will get a laugh all the time. Did you cut one Charlie Brown?
I Am Not Dead Yet Charlie Brown
Seems nobody wants Charlie Brown around. Will they dance on his grave? I am not dead yet, Charlie Brown!
What is Twitter Snoopy
To tweet or not to tweet that is the question. Would Charles have joined the twitter world if he were alive?
Why So Angry Snoopy
Snoopy and Woodstock are buds for life. This is just an excuse to use the Feast of Flesh font and Angry Birds at the same time. Why so angry Snoopy!
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