Paperback Charlie Brown

You're Such a Tiger Woods Snoopy

2012-02-13T13:55:00.000-08:00

Has the name of Tiger Woods become a name of failure? You're such a Tiger Woods Snoopy!

I Was Kicked Out of Facebook!

2012-01-15T05:38:00.000-08:00

Lucy once again was kicked out of Facebook! She is not the most social person to be on the net. I was kicked out of Facebook, another Peanuts classic.

Tebow is a Loser, Charlie Brown!

2012-01-15T05:27:00.000-08:00

Tebow is a loser, Charlie Brown!

It's A Baseball Camp, Not a Nudist Camp Charlie Brown

2012-01-15T05:18:00.000-08:00

Charlie Brown the exhibitionist ? It's a baseball camp, not a nudist camp, Charlie Brown!

You've Been Downgraded Charlie Brown

2012-01-14T08:54:00.000-08:00

Many countries were downgraded this week in Europe as the Euro takes another beating. France like the United States also felt to the same economic adjustment. Charlie Brown is quite popular in France. The Peanuts gang have been downgraded to live in Snoopy's house. These are though times as peanuts around the world are going up 35% due to low stocks in the world. You've been downgraded, Charlie Brown!

Obamacare Put Me Out Of Business, Charlie Brown

2012-01-14T06:21:00.000-08:00

Business is tough for Lucy. Obamacare put me out of business, Charlie Brown!

You Are A Douchebag Charlie Brown

2011-11-22T06:45:00.001-08:00

Another instant classic. You are a douchebag, Charlie Brown!

You Got Hemorrhoids Snoopy

2011-11-22T06:34:00.001-08:00

A popular myth is that sitting on cold surfaces will bring forth hemorrhoids. You got hemorrhoids, Snoopy examines that crazy notion.

That's Not The Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown

2011-11-22T04:02:00.001-08:00

Evil lurks in the Peanuts universe. That's not the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!

Movember Snoopy

2011-11-21T16:24:00.001-08:00

Snoopy is growing a stache for November. It's Movember for Snoopy.

It's Not A Kite Giving Tree Charlie Brown

2011-11-21T11:51:00.001-08:00

Not all trees are that giving. It's not a kite giving tree, Charlie Brown!

Snoopy On The Moon

2011-11-20T06:52:00.001-08:00

There are two white dogs that landed on the moon. Snowy and Snoopy. Snoopy and Tintin on the Moon for the first time together.

Snowy never talks, but Tintin always understood him. Comparisons? God forbid.

Snowy has a fondness for Loch Lomond.
Side note: Rin Tin Tin was the godfather of famous dogs.

Your Dog Needs A Chiropractor Charlie Brown

2011-11-20T05:00:00.001-08:00

Ouch! Sleeping on a doghouse must be painful. Your dog needs a chiropractor, Charlie Brown!

So This Is Married Life, Charlie Brown

2011-11-20T04:32:00.001-08:00

Ever get the feeling that Charlie Brown will always be in the doghouse when he gets married? So this is married life, Charlie Brown!

From a previous collection: So This Is Marriage, Charlie Brown!

Charlie Brown The Little Prince

2011-11-20T04:28:00.001-08:00

Charlie Brown as Antoine de Saint-Exupéry's The Little Prince. The metaphor of two little boys in a world they cannot understand.

Did You Super-Size My Fries Charlie Brown

2011-11-19T12:19:00.001-08:00

Charlie Brown the food giver to Snoopy once again gets his order wrong. Did you super-size my fries, Charlie Brown?

You're Evicted From Wall Street Snoopy

2011-11-19T12:17:00.001-08:00

The Occupy Wall Street movement is not going too well for Snoopy and Woodstock. They have just been evicted from Wall Street.

OMG I Am A Girl, Charlie Brown!

2011-11-19T08:36:00.001-08:00

Peppermint Patty after a shower realizes she is a girl. OMG I am a girl, Charlie Brown!

How The Grinch Stole Charlie Brown's Christmas Tree

2011-11-18T15:47:00.001-08:00

Back in the day there were only four stations. Each year there were only two Christmas specials worth waiting for. How the Grinch Stole Christmas! and A Charlie Brown Christmas. Imagine if both specials merged together. You would get, How The Grinch Stole Charlie Brown's Christmas Tree.

It's Not Woodstock's Mom, Charlie Brown!

2011-11-18T06:42:00.001-08:00

I always found it odd that Woodstock would eat turkey for the Television thanksgiving holiday special. Don't worry. It's not Woodstock's mom, Charlie Brown!

It's A Boner Alert, Charlie Brown

2011-11-18T06:27:00.001-08:00

Got to give the dog a bone. Snoopy loved pizza so much that he gave him an awful nightmare one time. It's a boner alert, Charlie Brown!

That's Not Doggy Style, Charlie Brown

2011-11-18T04:05:00.001-08:00

Doggystyle was the debut name of Snoop Dog's first album. That's not doggy style, Charlie Brown! Snoopy always had the women.

Are You Gay Charlie Brown?

2011-11-18T03:58:00.001-08:00

Are you gay, Charlie Brown? Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Chicks Dig Feather Hats Charlie Brown

2011-11-17T12:09:00.001-08:00

Did you know chicks dig feather hats, Charlie Brown?

The Great Occupy Wall Street Eviction Charlie Brown

2011-11-17T09:46:00.001-08:00

Charlie Brown was evicted from the Occupy Wall Street. What is next for the Peanuts gang? The Great Occupy Wall Street Eviction Charlie Brown is here.

It's Dogtown Charlie Brown

2011-11-17T09:25:00.001-08:00

This is dogtown Charlie Brown.

You're Tanked Charlie Brown

2011-11-15T11:46:00.000-08:00

Baseball players are known to occasionally drink in the dugout. Ask the Boston Red Sox. You are tanked, Charlie Brown!

It's Early Menopause Charlie Brown

2011-11-14T09:30:00.000-08:00

Poor Charlie Brown is doomed with Lucy. It's early menopause, Charlie Brown!

It's Roadkill Charlie Brown

2011-11-12T07:51:00.000-08:00

I was never a fan of Woodstock! Charles M. Schulz was cashing in the Woodstock concert of the sixties. It's roadkill, Charlie Brown!

I Am Calling Peta Charlie Brown

2011-11-11T06:47:00.000-08:00

Snoopy over exaggerates his treatment from Charlie Brown. I am calling Peta, Charlie Brown! The Daisy Hill Puppy Farm was never this bad.

Size Doesn't Matter, Charlie Brown

2011-11-03T15:37:00.000-07:00

Some might lead you to believe that size does not matter. Trust me the male ego does not think so. Size Doesn't Matter, Charlie Brown!

Ever Consider Using Propecia, Charlie Brown

2011-11-02T15:36:00.000-07:00

Male baldness can be a defeating thing at an early age, but from the start poor Charlie brown never had a chance. Ever consider using Propecia, Charlie Brown?

Do I Look Like A Waiter To You, Charlie Brown

2011-11-02T08:05:00.000-07:00

It's a dog's life. Snoopy never had it that good. Poor old Charlie Brown is Snoopy's waiter. Do I look like a waiter to you, Charlie Brown!

I Got A Concussion Charlie Brown

2011-11-01T15:50:00.000-07:00

You would think after a few bumps to the head, Charlie Brown would get a concussion or two. The football bit as as reminiscent as the Coyote catching the Road Runner. If they both succeed the joke would just evaporate. You can never get tired of both. I hope both Charlie brown and the Coyote have good insurance.

Your Dog Has Worms, Charlie Brown

2011-11-01T10:06:00.000-07:00

Better not play with Snoopy. Your dog has worms, Charlie Brown!

I Think Your Dog Left You a Surprise in Center Field Charlie Brown

2011-11-01T06:05:00.000-07:00

These are the dangers of having a beagle on your baseball team. It's a bitch to clean cleats. Better bring a bag or two. I think your dog left you a surprise in center field, Charlie Brown!

So This Is Marriage, Charlie Brown!

2011-11-01T05:50:00.000-07:00

Poor old Chuck is always in the doghouse. What better way to prepare for marriage. So this is marriage, Charlie Brown!

I am Not Mr. Clean's Son, Charlie Brown

2011-11-01T04:14:00.000-07:00

I repeat Charlie Brown is not Mr. Clean's son.

The Mob Broke My Fingers, Charlie Brown

2011-10-31T16:03:00.000-07:00

Charles M. Schulz never mastered hands. They seemed liked the mob went through a few of them and dislocated fingers at will. The mob broke my fingers, Charlie Brown!

It's Not a Drone Charlie Brown

2011-10-31T15:24:00.000-07:00

Better look to the skies Charlie Brown. That kite might just be a drone. It's not a drone, Charlie Brown!

How The 99 Percent Eat Charlie Brown

2011-10-31T07:04:00.000-07:00

Charlie Brown has to tighten his belt, times are tough. Snoopy there is less food for you in recession times. This is how the 99 percent eat Charlie Brown.

You Can't Get It Up, Charlie Brown

2011-10-31T06:59:00.000-07:00

Charlie Brown is having some personal problems. You can't get it up, Charlie Brown sees him back at the doctor's office.

Your Doghouse Was Repossessed, Charlie Brown

2011-10-30T06:49:00.000-07:00

This is what happens when you skip a few mortgage payments and buy gifts for the little redhead girl Charlie Brown. The bank will take away your doghouse. Poor Snoopy out in the cold. Your doghouse was repossessed, Charlie Brown!

I Got My Glue Bag Charlie Brown

2011-10-30T05:26:00.000-07:00

This would explain a lot about Linus. I got my glue bag, Charlie Brown!

Did You Cut One Charlie Brown?

2011-10-30T05:19:00.000-07:00

Fart is the universal giggle of kids. Peanuts was fart-less. Ripping one will get a laugh all the time. Did you cut one Charlie Brown?

I Am Not Dead Yet Charlie Brown

2011-10-29T05:21:00.000-07:00

Seems nobody wants Charlie Brown around. Will they dance on his grave? I am not dead yet, Charlie Brown!

What is Twitter Snoopy

2011-10-29T05:12:00.000-07:00

To tweet or not to tweet that is the question. Would Charles have joined the twitter world if he were alive?

Why So Angry Snoopy

2011-10-27T08:13:00.000-07:00

Snoopy and Woodstock are buds for life. This is just an excuse to use the Feast of Flesh font and Angry Birds at the same time. Why so angry Snoopy!

You Were Disowned By Your Family Charlie Brown

2011-10-27T06:40:00.000-07:00

Ever get the feeling that Charlie Brown's family would disown him. You were disowned by your family, Charlie Brown!

Pimpin' Ain't Easy, Charlie Brown

2011-10-26T14:59:00.000-07:00

Joe Cool was a lady's man. Too bad he was the kid with the big nose. You know what they say about guys with big noses. Then again how would we know Snoopy never wore pants. Pimpin' Ain't Easy, Charlie Brown!

Did You Bring Proctection Charlie Brown

2011-10-26T14:30:00.000-07:00

Charlie Brown had no clue of what was going around him. Obsessed with one redhead, he had all the girls around him who were more than willing. Who knew bald was cool . He was years ahead of his time. Better safe than sorry. Did you bring protection Charlie Brown?

At Least It's Not AT & T, Charlie Brown

2011-10-26T09:19:00.000-07:00

Communication has changed so much since Charles M. Schulz died. Content is always king and Peanuts is rich in that department.

Hey That's Not An Easter Egg, Snoopy

2011-10-26T08:08:00.000-07:00

Charles M. Schulz must have cornered most of the American holidays and turned them into books and TV specials. Easter being no stranger to the equation. I always wondered why Snoopy was lying down on a giant egg. It looks like a dinosaur egg. The dinosaurs in Calvin and Hobbes always captured my imagination. I don't know if boys today are into dinosaurs as I was when I was young. Hey That's Not An Easter Egg, Snoopy would be a fun book. How could you go wrong with beagles and dinosaurs?

Your Dog Is Drunk Like A Skunk, Charlie Brown

2011-10-25T10:05:00.000-07:00

It's a dog eat dog world or in Brian's case, a dog drink dog world. To all my friends!

It's Just A Wet Dream, Charlie Brown

2011-10-25T06:23:00.000-07:00

How embarrassing to get a wet dream. It's Just A Wet Dream, Charlie Brown is yet another uncomfortable event in Charlie Brown's life.

We Can Still Be Friends With Benefits, Charlie Brown

2011-10-25T06:20:00.000-07:00

Charlie Brown's uneasy relationship with Lucy could easily be rectified. Friends with benefits is non committal between the two. We Can Still Be Friends With Benefits, Charlie Brown examines the sexual tension between this bound for marriage couple.

I Won't Screw You Charlie Brown

2011-10-24T19:51:00.000-07:00

Rivals for many years. Dennis the Menace and Charlie Brown. Dennis had more bite to him. Charlie was the perpetual loser for all ages.

To Sir With Love, Charlie Brown

2011-10-24T19:14:00.000-07:00

Patricia "Peppermint Patty" Reichardt and Marcie. Charles Schulz named the character after the York Peppermint Pattie. Both characters had a crush on Charlie Brown.

Cain 999, Charlie Brown

2011-10-24T12:05:00.000-07:00

Charlie Brown is no stranger to politics. You're Not Elected, Charlie Brown. I guess you could say there are many Charlie Brown types out there in Washington.

That's What She Said Last Night Charlie Brown

2011-10-24T08:02:00.000-07:00

Hey Charlie Brown, that's what she said last night.

Get You Love Drunk Off My Hump Charlie Brown

2011-10-24T06:58:00.000-07:00

Stacy Ann Ferguson from the Black Eyed Peas voiced Sally Brown in The Charlie Brown and Snoopy Show and two other animated specials. With apologies to her and the Black Eyed Peas. Get You Love Drunk Off My Hump Charlie Brown.

Charlie Brown And The Fox Jumped Over The Lazy Dog

2011-10-24T06:44:00.000-07:00

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog but Charlie Brown and the fox jumped over the lazy dog also.

That's A Dumb Ass Costume Charlie Brown

2011-10-23T07:51:00.000-07:00

It's that time of the year once again for Charlie Brown to get more rocks for Halloween. That's A Dumb Ass Costume Charlie Brown is an insult for all ghosts, including Casper the Friendly Ghost.

My Boyfriend Will Beat You Up Charlie Brown

2011-10-23T06:26:00.000-07:00

There was always a kid you sent a brother or boyfriend to beat up on other kids. My Boyfriend Will Beat You Up Charlie Brown is a another forgotten paperback as Susie Derkins makes an appearance in Peanuts.

Who's Your Daddy Charlie Brown?

2011-10-21T12:17:00.000-07:00

The Peanuts' world is void of any adults, conclusion there is only one daddy for all the kids in this world. Who's your daddy?

It's The Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown

2011-10-20T11:09:00.000-07:00

Just who is the Great Pumpkin in Charlie Brown? If there is an Elm Street in the Peanuts world, the Peanuts gang better not sleep. What a nightmare that would be Charlie Brown.

@#*! Yourself Charlie Brown

2011-10-20T06:38:00.000-07:00

There are those days when Charlie Brown just deserves a cursing out. @#*! Yourself Charlie Brown is one of those little books that you would not want to miss. Perhaps the worst pitcher and football kicker with a little help from Lucy, Charlie is doomed to be the biggest loser.

Define Addictive Personality Disorder

2011-10-19T11:47:00.000-07:00

Linus is my favorite character. The boy has issues and major ones. We need to define addictive personality disorder. What may be security for him is just the opposite.

I Hate Golden Showers

2011-10-19T07:30:00.000-07:00

Charlie Brown I will touch your ball if there is a chance of a golden shower.

Come Out of The Closet Charlie Brown

2011-10-18T16:19:00.000-07:00

Like we didn't know. Come out of the closet already.

Who Ate Snoopy?

2011-10-18T12:12:00.000-07:00

There is a new dog in town and Snoopy has disappeared. Woodstock and friends have an idea of their own. Snoopy was eaten by a giant red dog. Who is this mysterious red dog in the Peanuts universe?

Charlie Brown And The Transmogrifier

2011-10-18T10:19:00.000-07:00

Here is one for the ages. Charles M. Schulz and Bill Watterson's Charlie Brown And The Transmogrifier.

You Are Not Getting Any Action Charlie Brown

2011-10-17T21:19:00.000-07:00

You would figure Charlie would get lucky sooner or later. I guess third time is not a charm.

I Am Not On My Rag Charlie Brown

2011-10-17T20:58:00.000-07:00

That Charlie Brown is a sucker for punishment.

You Are Not Charlie Brown

2011-10-17T17:00:00.000-07:00

Seems Caillou and Stewie Griffin were cut from the same cloth as Charlie Brown.

Occupy Wall Street Charlie Brown

2011-10-16T06:29:00.000-07:00

The Occupy Wall Street movement seems to be branching all over. Roots are reaching as far as Canada and now into the Peanuts universe. Here is a paperback you perhaps missed. Occupy Wall Street, Charlie Brown!